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Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Top Ten April Fool Jokes And Quotes



1. "Any of your April Fools' Day prank won’t be so bad than that’ve already happened to me this year."

2 "If you don’t want to see an April fool on 1 April, just break down all mirrors on your house on March 31."

3. "You should know, that no one understood it was an April Fools' joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."

4 "April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." — Mark Twain


5. "You should know that on April Fools' Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis."

6. "A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for friends." — Arab proverb

7. "The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded." — George Orwell


8. "The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected." — Will Rogers

9. "Sorry no one understood your April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor."

10. “My dream for April Fool’s Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn’t actually real.”

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